FINE MEN THAT MASTURBATE; TEXAS POLITICIAN WOMAN PASSES BILL

A Texas politician introduced a bill that would
see men who masturbated fined $100 (£82) for
committing “an act against an unborn child”.
Jessica Farrar created the “Men’s Right To
Know Act” to highlight how women are unfairly
targeted by regulations in reproductive health
care.
The legislation, which the Democrat introduced
last week, would ensure men were penalised for
ejaculating outside a vagina or a sanctioned
medical clinic.
Ms Farrar said the bill, which imposes a 24-
hour waiting period if a man wants a vasectomy
or access to Viagra, mirrors real laws and
restrictions faced by women in Texas .
Here is the bill in full:
SHORT TITLE. This chapter may be called the
Man’s Right to Know Act.
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PURPOSE. The purpose of this chapter is to
express the state ’s interest in promoting men
’s health; ensure Texas men experience safe
and healthy elective vasectomies, Viagra
utilizations, colonoscopies procedures, and men
’s health experiences; ensure a doctor’s right to
invoke their personal, moralistic, or religious
beliefs in refusing to perform an elective
vasectomy or prescribe Viagra; and promote
fully-abstinent sexual relations or occasional
masturbatory emissions inside health care and
medical facilities, as a means of the healthiest
way to ensure men’s health.
INFORMATIONAL MATERIALS. The Department
of State Health Services shall create and
distribute informational materials containing
information reflecting the requirements and
legislative intent in this Chapter. The
Department shall entitle the information
materials "A Man’s Right to Know." The
Department shall establish rules and procedures
for the creation and distribution of the
informational materials that exactly follow the
rules and procedures of the informational
booklet entitled "A Woman’s Right To Know."
The booklet will contain scientific information
that must be verified and supported by research
that is recognized as medically accurate,
objective, and complete by the National
Institutes of Health and affiliated organizations.
The booklet must contain medical information
related to the benefits and concerns of a man
seeking a vasectomy, Viagra prescription, or a
colonoscopy. The booklet must contain artistic
illustrations of each procedure.
PROHIBITED CAUSES OF ACTION. A cause of
action may not arise, and damages may not be
awarded, on behalf of any person based on the
claim their doctor refused to perform a
vasectomy procedure, prescribe Viagra, perform
a colonoscopy, or withheld any other men’s
health procedure due to their personal,
moralistic, or religious beliefs. This section may
not be construed to eliminate any duty of a
physician or other health care practitioner under
any other applicable law.
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VIEWING PRINTED MATERIALS; HEARING
VERBAL EXPLANATION. An attending physician
must verbally review the informational booklet
entitled "A Man’s Right To Know" with every
male patient seeking a vasectomy, Viagra
prescription, or colonoscopy.
INFORMED CONSENT REQUIRED. A person may
not perform an elective vasectomy, prescribe
Viagra, or perform a colonoscopy procedure
without the voluntary and informed consent of
the man on whom the elective vasectomy or
colonoscopy procedure is to be performed, or
Viagra is to be prescribed.
VOLUNTARY AND INFORMED CONSENT.
Consent to an elective vasectomy or
colonoscopy procedure, or a prescription of
Viagra is voluntary and informed only if at least
24 hours have passed since the initial health
care consultation for the procedure or
prescription.
HOSPITAL MASTURBATORY ASSISTANCE
REGISTRY. The Department must establish and
maintain a registry of private non-profit
organizations and hospitals that register with
the department to provide fully-abstinent
encouragement counselling, supervising
physicians for masturbatory emissions, and
storage for the semen. Costs will be absorbed
by the hospital or contributing private non-
profits.
SONOGRAM ELECTION. An attending physician
must administer a medically-unnecessary
digital rectal exam and magnetic resonance
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